Monthly Archives: November 2009

Face the Mo[sic]

A Poem From Nate’s Face to His Mustache We will both wake up one winter day And without warning he will shave you away… Before you leave this blessed mortal sphere There is something you need to hear I talk … Continue reading

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Ship Shape

My favorite ride is Post-Panamax Lookin’ real good up on 40-ft stacks Upon you decks & in your hull Are enough Chinese goods to fill an American mall Oh humble container, invented by Malcolm McLean You’re over 50 years old, … Continue reading

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The Fizzard of Ahhhs

The Fizzard of Ahhhs Hey buddy, if you don’t know about the fizzle, Then you need to take a look at this shizzle: Just fill up the specially designed bottle And drop a short prayer to the Carbony Father Then … Continue reading

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